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I have to play a daily game around my streets called 'Dog Dirt Dodge.' There are two tactics to adopt. Firstly, stare at the floor to avoid any dog mess; secondly, and the most common approach, is to spot the poo at the last moment, be forced into a stuttering jig, a hop and a possible star jump to avoid an unpleasant underfoot experience. As a result of this and the fact that several of my boys footballs have been mauled by dogs in various parks, I am not a fan of our four legged friends. I realise that most dog owners are responsible and teach their pets an ethical code of moral conduct, which is why these words painted on the side of a house really annoyed me. It is threatening in its tone and not only implies the dogs are dangerous but that it somehow falls on the public to look out for muttley, because the owners can't be bothered to take responsibility themselves. Why I oughtta...