Head Space Daily Words...

This morning I received through the letterbox, along with a note from a guy called Zack, to see if we needed our gutters clearing out, a bizarre flier from a clairvoyant, complete with graphic image of a stereotypical 'gypsy' looking woman, with mystic headwear and crystal ball. The headline reads "Psychic astrologer reunites Lovers." Surreal. Is she channeling the spirit of Barry White? Then underneath, was the absolute killer line - "Solves all problems." Wow, the answer to our prayers. We need worry no longer. I wonder if she sorts out war and famine as well. She then lets us know that she was "born gifted," so that's alright then, good job I wasn't "born gullible" and she goes on to reassure us that "other psychics come to me for advice, so why not you?" Brilliant, she is the psychics psychic, which must endow some kind of semi celebrity status upon her, in the supernatural world. Finally, to round off proceedings, under what appears to be a paragraph in Arabic, she entices us into this psychic contract of clairvoyance with a nonsensical pay off - "Satisfaction Guarantee in thirty days." WHAT?? Well she's pulled the wool over my eyes I'm booking myself in for some of this madness...