The first time I ever heard the mention of
the word Pilates, was on an episode of Frasier in the late 1990s. I didn’t know
what it meant and brushed it off as one of Frasier’s vain attempts to fit into
the celebrity circuit or to impress a lady that he stood no chance with. For
whatever reason, the word always stuck with me, probably as a footnote to
discover it’s meaning at some point in the future – a point that arrived in
February 2010. I was out on the back garden playing football with my eldest
son, who was taking shots at me. There I was, stood in typical goalie pose –
knees bent, arse out, hands held out in front of me - ready to pounce like a
nimble cat. Then it happened. My back ‘went’ completely. I was frozen by pain,
unable to stand and had to waddle back into the house. My kids have never let
me forget it, as I was due to take them to Selhurst Park to see Villa play Crystal
Palace in the FA Cup the following day. Anyway, I couldn’t move properly for
several days and had to take three days off work, during which time I saw an
osteopath, who asked me if I had ever considered Pilates. The big round smiling
face of Frasier Crane leapt instantly into my mind’s eye, leering down at me
with his grown man look of little boy lost. Not knowing what it was, the only
way to find out was to get stuck in. The reason I had back trouble was after
years of sitting in front of a computer screen each day at work, with incredibly
bad posture and what I was to discover – a lack of core strength. I persuaded a
friend at work to come with me to a local Pilates class. There we were, two blokes
stretching it out with ten ladies and my god it was bloody hard work. I had
done no proper exercise since I was regularly clubbing on a Saturday night many
years before and was incredibly unfit. My main aim was to never have to suffer
the pain of a bad back again and I was soon attempting to master leg circles
and downward dogs. My lack of strength was acute but after six months I could
move up from one class a week to two and within a year, I felt in control of
what I was doing. Joseph Pilates, the creator of the series of exercises that
took his name, has a bit of a story himself. A German circus performer living
in London, training police officers self defence, he was banged up as an “enemy
alien” when World War One broke out. Whilst in prison, he began to devise and
fine tune his techniques, trying them out on fellow inmates. It must have been
the fittest prison on the planet!! Back in Germany years later, he escaped the
Nazis, who wanted him to teach them his exercise regime and fled to New York,
where his Pilates techniques began to catch on. One very Wild West part of his
story is when some guy stole his methods and set up a rival establishment, to
which Pilates went straight round with his gun and ran him out of town. He sounds like what these days might be
referred to as a dude. Back to my own Pilates experience, my twice-weekly
sessions ended early in 2012, so I now take it upon myself to do my own routine
at home each morning and night. It is something that I can’t live without as my
body starts to seize up if I don’t have time to fit it in. The result of all
this Pilates business is that my aim has been achieved and I have never since
had any back trouble. Frasier Crane was well and truly ahead of his time…
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