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Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Head Space Daily Words...

A Letter to Putin

Dear Vlad,

The world knows you are a genuine action man. We have all seen the wonderful pictures of you riding that horse bare chested. Wow, those pecs. We were all extremely impressed. You should have been a member of the A-Team, a WWF wrestler and the World's Strongest Man all rolled into one. You have recently staged the Winter Olympics, using fake snow, in a city which discovered that some people are homosexual. What an achievement. To have enlightened your people is a good thing - who would have thought the consistency of that snow would have remained so consistent? It is common knowledge that your country's culture is misogynistic, bigoted, intolerant and homophobic but not all Russians hold your views (I have met a couple of genuine Russians)and you are not only letting them down, but yourself and the rest of the world. You don't really need to prove your manhood by bombing he shit out of Ukraine. You have flexed your muscles and proved you are the biggest boy in the playground, now take my advice. Rest your manly frame in the nearest lazy boy, close your eyes and listen to what Charles Bradley has to say in today's Head Space Daily Tune...

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